Citizens for a Livable Cranbrook Society provides grassroots leadership and an inclusive process, with a voice for all community members, to ensure that our community grows and develops in a way that incorporates an environmental ethic, offers a range of housing and transportation choices, encourages a vibrant and cultural life and supports sustainable, meaningful employment and business opportunities.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Jumbo “Victory” Will Likely be Short Lived


Perceptions by Gerry Warner

As you try to digest the blockbuster announcement out of Victoria this week that Jumbo, the world’s most delayed ski project is going ahead, there are several salient points to keep in mind.

The first and most important  you shouldn’t forget is that Jumbo is first and foremost a real estate play. The fact that people will also ski in that less-than-pristine valley is incidental. The money to be made  building Whistler in the Kootenays  will come from the sale and rental of  condos, townhouses, hotels, lodges and monster log edifices like you see at any ski resort in B.C. be it Fernie, Kimberley, Big White or Whistler.

Now, is it such a big surprise that a so-called “free enterprise” government with a passionate,  ideological belief  in the free market that borders on the religious and numbering  many of the province’s biggest developers, realtors and businessmen in its ranks would approve a Palace of Versailles in the wilderness where the rich and idle can play?

Do fish swim? Do birds fly? Does the sun rise in the east? The only surprising thing about the Jumbo announcement is that it didn’t come years ago. And why didn’t it, you rightfully ask?

The answer is relatively simple. Many, but  by no means all, of the people  living in close proximity to Jumbo vehemently oppose the project. Some for quite selfish reasons because they want to play there themselves and others because they sincerely believe that the Kootenays needs another ski resort like the proverbial hole in the head and they would prefer to see their beautiful part of the world less overrun by rich interlopers from Alberta  and elsewhere.

Then there are the environmentalists who waged a marathon campaign against the project that was both emotional and strategic and kept a succession of governments on edge and afraid to make a move on Jumbo. One of their smartest moves was planting hockey legend Scott Niedermayer on Jumbo’s lofty summit and posting a heroic picture of him that went viral around the world  garnering  incredible support for the anti-Jumbo campaign.  Ironically, many of the environmentalists’ arguments were dubious at best and some plain false as the claim that the heavily logged and mined valley was “pristine.” But to the many opposed to the mega-resort  this doesn’t  matter, and industrially damaged or not,  Jumbo is still a spectacularly scenic and relatively unscathed valley that has managed to escape much of the  world’s march of  “progress.”

And then there’s one not-so-little legal matter that’s stayed under the radar most of the time but exerted tremendous power on the government to cave on Jumbo. It could be best described as abuse of process, namely that by delaying the Jumbo decision for so long,  the government owed the original would-be developer Oberto Oberti compensation.  Lots of compensation. Very expensive compensation.  In fact, only a few years ago the then Campbell Liberals paid $30 million in compensation to Boss Power, a mining company that was suing them for taking  back a permit it had issued the company to mine uranium near Penticton.

Don’t think for a moment that putative Jumbo developer Oberti was unaware of this expensive settlement and would have been in court in a flash seeking the same remedy if Jumbo was ultimately turned down.
Finally there’s the matter of the Ktunaxa  aboriginal claim to the Jumbo territory, a deeply spiritual issue to the Ktunaxa people who harbor strong feelings about the threatened grizzly bears that live in the valley. The government’s feeble attempts to appease  the Ktunaxa was one of the major factors why the decision was delayed so long and is still a major factor in the Jumbo issue. The Ktunaxa have made it clear they will continue their fight against Jumbo in the courts and Canadian courts are traditionally very sympathetic to native claims.

Which brings us to the greatest irony of all in the Jumbo announcement. There are people in government and outside that are calling the announcement a “victory” for their cause when in fact it’s nothing of the kind. It may be one victory in the Jumbo battle, but the Jumbo war is far from over.

The strongest arguments against Jumbo are not environmental or aboriginal, but economic. Simply put, in today’s shaky financial world there is no market for resort real estate in a glacial valley 55 kilometres off a paved road where you will have snow on your roof 10 months of the year and a big, mean glacier staring you in the face.

In short, Jumbo is doomed. Not by environmentalists or the native people, but by the free market, which in its infinite wisdom, will ensure that few people will ever want to invest there.

For two more local articles by Ian Cobb:
                    

Thursday, March 22, 2012

World Water Day

Today is World Water Day. Water was the number one concern for Cranbrook's Integrated Sustainability Team - Cranbrook Connected.  At Monday's Council meeting we heard from Streamkeepers about how the quality of Joseph Creek is impaired after flowing through Cranbrook.  The city has put millions into cleaning up our waste water.  Now, cleaning up Joseph Creek and returning it to a healthy fish bearing stream is possible with our care, allowing the banks to be shaded with natural vegetation, preventing it from being the dumping ground for polluted run-off and a depository for garbage.

 


Always caring about our waterways, Stewart Wilson took a walk up St Mary's River bed a few days ago.










What's Happening...

Thursday, March 22

Beth Crawley at Hot Shots
Beth will be performing at Hot Shots on Victoria
from 7pm-9pm
Benefit for the Cranbrook and District Arts Council
For more informtaion call 250-426-4223

Saturday, March 24

Sweet Soul Burlesque
Key City Theatre at 8pm
Tickets are $25 and available at the box office
Proceeds are supporting Cranbrook's Mountain Town Maulers, roller derby team

Ongoing
Youth Art Exhibition
Cranbrook and District Arts Council
104-135 10th Ave S  Cranbrook, 

Sunday, March 25

Ed Sullivan Caravan of Stars Rock n' Roll Show
Key City Theatre, 7pm
Tickets are $39.75 available at the KCT box office

Tuesday, March 27

Celtic Tenors
Direct from Ireland the Tenors will be performing
Key City Theatre at 7:30pm
Tickets are $40 available at the KCT box office

Acoustic Open Mic at DD Magee's
Hosted by David Prinn tonight and every Tuesday night
7pm-10:30

Thursday, March 29

Cranbrook Community Forest Society AGM
7pm, College of the Rockies, RM 114
Come out and support the CCF

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Chinese Building Boom Over?


This article is interesting in light of the the fact that our own economic development officer has recently been to China with a view to opening trade potential.  Raw lumber was one commodity discussed. 

Ordos: The biggest ghost town in China



In Inner Mongolia a new city stands largely empty. This city, Ordos, suggests that the great Chinese building boom, which did so much to fuel the country's astonishing economic growth, is over. Is a bubble about to burst?


And it is merely the most spectacular example of a new Chinese phenomenon, in many cities - unsold flats, unlet shops, empty office blocks.
It looks to outsiders as though the great Chinese building boom is over, the real estate extravaganza that shook the world.
Western financial experts who fear a bursting of the Chinese real estate bubble point out that the Chinese economy is more dependent on house building than the United States economy was, before the sub-prime lending bubble burst in 2007.
Many Chinese local authorities seem to have become dependent on the proceeds of big land sales to developers.
In the eyes of the critics, China's housing boom is becoming a disaster.
Well, the authorities in Beijing have taken notice of the direst warnings. They have been taking official action to rein in the speculative buying of multiple apartments over the past two years.



Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Sad Day for Jumbo, Residents in the Valley and the World

In light of the government's announcement today:


Alas Resort from Kevin Shepit on Vimeo.

Post Notes for the Council meeting of March 19th

Delegations

5.0 An extra delegation from the Committee to Restore the Armond presented their exciting vision combined with that of the Youth Arts Centre, for the Armond Building. This delegation was invited to present after a previous presentation the same day.  The presentation was given by Jenny Humphrey, Colleen Osiowy and Alysha Seriani.
 A further more detailed article  will be posted at a later date

5.1 Karin Penner, Chamber of Commerce
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2121
Lana Kirk and Dave Butler gave an overview of their activities and benefits to and within the business community.  They also spoke of the Cranbrook 'Royalty' progam, Sam Steele Days and the leadership they are able to provide.
Councillor Warner questioned the statement made by Ms Kirk that the Chamber is non-partisan.   He commented on the HST issue and that we do not see members of the opposition speaking at Chamber Lunches.  It was pointed out that those who ran in the election did step down for the period of their campaigns and that speakers generally come from the party in power.

5.2 Operation Street Angel
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2122
Debbie Whitehead and Gary Dalton gave an overview of the Street Angel program, how it assists with those homeless and underpriveleged within our city.  The need has proven to be so great that the location has been expanded.  Counselling into the various agencies and services is given.  The bare necessities of warmth, shelter and food are also provided.

5.3 Jim and Laura Duncan, Mainstreams Environmental Society RE: Joseph Creek
Jim and Laura Duncan explained how with so many financial cuts from government, it is citizens who are stepping up and performing the essential work previously carried out by those employed by various agencies.  With professional bodies overseeing this work, very professional results have been obtained.  The clear and professional documents displayed, demonstrated the deteriorating state of Joseph Creek from its source through to the lower reaches before it enters St Mary's River.  It was apparent the creek becomes more impaired as it travels through town.  The rise in water temperature due to removal of creekside vegetation prevents healthy spawning of native species of fish.  Much work has been accomplished to improve the health of the creek but 'Mainstreams' would like to work more closely with the city to continue restoring this waterway.

Administration Updates
This report was summarised in yesterday's post or can be read in its entirety at:
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2124 



Correspondence
These items were listed in yesterday's post or can be read at:
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2125 


9.6 Letter from Michael Burnham re: expressing his concern over the amount of time Council has spent on approving a sign request from a local business
This letter prompted a brief discussion.  Mayor Stetski pointed out that this issue is not as simple as it seems and he also pointed out to the author of the letter that he, indeed does have a  vote. Councillor Scott also commented at more length about the issue of decisions such as this.
9.7 Letter from Life Committee, Cranbrook Srs. Association requesting $15000 from the City of Cranbrook
Request denied at this time.
9.8 Letter requesting the paving of 11th Ave South
Referred to Cranbrook in Motion Committee
9.9 Letter re: family physicians
There was general discussion around this topic and how it directly relates to new tourism and marketing strategies underway.  There was empathy for those affected and hope that new marketing might assist with this problem which is not unique to Cranbrook.
9.10 Request to proclaim April 27 Daffodil Day and the month of April Daffodil Month by the Canadian Cancer Society
Granted.

Business Arising
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2135 


10.1 Report recommendation from the CAO re: NorthStar Rails to Trails Trans Canada Trail Designation
Councillor Whetham was pleased to see the 'automatic renewal' embedded in the document as this will save time, energy and money.

Committee Recommendations


11.1 Report recommendation from the Corporate Service Department re: appointment to Community Builder of the Year Committee - Cranbrook Connected Representative
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2136
Councillor Pallesen questioned why a Chamber member was replaced with a representative from Cranbrook Connected. She stated she did not understand the correlation between sustainability and community builder.  This was further explained.
Jeannette Sissons appointed
11.2 Report recommendations from the Corporate Service Department re: Cranbrook in Motion Committee Recommendations
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2137
These recommendations were not accepted and instead deferred for more investigation.  Signage to the City Campground was one item and Mayor Stetski challenged committee members to follow the existing directions when entering the city from the east.  He also questioned whether the Farmer's Market Committee had been consulted about how they felt about signage.  The Committee will take another look at these items.

New Business
beginning:
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2138 


12.1 Report Recommendations from Corporate Communications re: Corporate Services Strategy
$40,000 item involving different means of communication.  Council voted to remove this item at this time from the budget and to look at less expensive ways to receive resident satisfaction survey results.

12.2 Report Recommendations from Corporate Communications re: low flow toilet rebate program
This program will continue.

12.3 Report Recommendation from Corporate Services: RDEK Referral Zoning Amendment Bylaw
This was not approved as there is no independent access.

12.4 Report Recommendation from Corporate Services: Appointment to the Cranbrook in Motion Committee - RCMP
Brenden McKenna appointed as RCMP representative.

12.5 Report Recommendation from Corporate Services Liquor Control and Licensing Wildstone Golf Course Outdoor Patio
Approved.

12.6 Report Recommendation from Corporate Services: Commercial Facade Development Permit
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2143
Approved. This will see a separate outside entrance to a new 'Bulk Barn' store.

12.7 Report Recommendation from Corporate Services: Highway Corridor Development Permit
Approved for Target which will open in May of 2013

12.8 Report Recommendation from Corporate Services: Multi Family Residential Permit 30th Ave North.
Approved

12.9 Report Recommendation from the Engineering Department: Electronic Changeable Copy Sign
Considerable discussion resulted in referral for the drawing up of policy to deal with such electronic signage.
Councillor Cross moved that in light of a report drafted several years ago but never acted upon regarding recommendations for improvement to the City's sign bylaw that the bylaw be made priority and be redrafted.  Councillors Pallesen Scott and Warner voted against this.  A tie vote (Councillor Davis absent) resulted in the motion being defeated.  The alternative recommendation from administration was moved by Councillor Pallesen.  This motion stated That administration be directed to develop a policy for consideration by Council related to the conditions for use and placement of Electronic Changeable CopySign/Electronic Bulletin Boards/LED Variable Message Advertising Signs. This motion carried.  This policy will neither approve or disapprove the application by Minute Muffler for such a sign.
Further discussion noted that the sign bylaw will become a priority and will take approximately three months to complete.  There will be public input into this bylaw.
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2146

12.10 Report Recommendation from Leisure Services Committee: Outdoor Lacrosse Box
There was debate concerning the huge size of the concrete slab required and maintenance costs for this facility.  A tie vote resulted in the recommendation being defeated.  Councillors Cross, Warner and Whetham voting against.  Alternatives will need to be investigated.
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2147

ByLaws

13.1
Five Year Financial Plan to be presented to Council for First, Second, and Third reading 3741-2012
Carried
13.2
Second reading of an amendment to the Official Community Plan to change land use designation from "Core Commercial" to 'Low Density Residential' and first and second reading of the proposed amendment to change the zoning designation from C-1 to R-1 for property located at 134-5th Avenue South.
Carried.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Advance Council Notes for the Council Meeting of March 19th 2012 6:00pm

Delegations

5.1 Karin Penner, Chamber of Commerce
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2121
5.2 Operation Street Angel
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2122
5.3 Jim and Laura Duncan, Mainstreams Environmental Society RE: Joseph Creek


Administration Updates
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2124 


Corporate Services
OCP Review - An update to the OCP has been identified as a priority project for 2012 which will take approximately 10months. The update would consider information from the Integrated Sustainability Plan and the Growth Management Study. Staff have prepared a draft work plan to help guide the OCP review project.

Council Meetings are being offered online through a VIMEO online video account. Advertising of the online option to watch the meeting will continue in the Townsman and the Advertiser.

Economic Development
- Twinning with the Phillipine city of Bogo.
- Letter of Intent between the City of Taicang, China and the City of Cranbrook on the establishment of the friendly exchange city relationship.

Engineering
- Development Cost Charge Public Consultation Process. The City will be holding a two part Public consultation consisting of a Roundtable Workshop and an Open House. The workshop is tentatively set form April 19 while the Open House would be held in May.

Environmental Monitoring
The City has engaged O'Shannasay Environmental Services to ensure that quality targets are being met as per our operating permit from the MOE regarding our sewage treatment and disposal system.

Noxious Weed Control
Peter Davidson will be engaged again for the 2012 year to control noxious weeds in all weed infested public lands within the City of Cranbrook

Spray Irrigation Operation
Staff are working with MOE and the City's solicitor to draft a new operation agreement that will properly address some of the changes and scope of duties to be provided by a contracted operator.  Lois Creek who previously held the contract is being extended on a month to month basis until a RFP for a new contract can be prepared issued and evaluated

Correspondence
beginning:
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2125 


9.1 Union of BC Municipalities
9.2 Highlights of RDEK March board meeting
9.3 Update on Local Government Committee RE: Columbia River Treaty
9.4 Letter Completion of Fuel Management Pilot Project
9.5 Letter from Linda Birch regarding sponsorship of Bentall Kennedy's  Fight for Food Fundraiser which will raise monies for the Cranbrook Food Bank
9.6 Letter from Michael Burnham re: expressing his concern over the amount of time Council has spent on approving a sign request from a local business
9.7 Letter from Life Committee, Cranbrook Srs. Association requesting $15000 from the City of Cranbrook
9.8 Letter requesting the paving of 11th Ave South
9.9 Letter re: family physicians
9.10 Request to proclaim April 27 Daffodil Day and the month of April Daffodil Month by the Canadian Cancer Society

Business Arising
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2135 


10.1 Report recommendation from the CAO re: NorthStar Rails to Trails Trans Canada Trail Designation

Committee Recommendations


11.1 Report recommendation from the Corporate Service Department re: appointment to Community Builder of the Year Committee - Cranbrook Connected Representative
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2136
11.2 Report recommendations from the Corporate Service Department re: Cranbrook in Motion Committee Recommendations
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2137

New Business
beginning:
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2138 


12.1 Report Recommendations from Corporate Communications re: Corporate Services Strategy
12.2 Report Recommendations from Corporate Communications re: low flow toilet rebate program
12.3 Report Recommendation from Corporate Services: RDEK Referral Zoning Amendment Bylaw
12.4 Report Recommendation from Corporate Services: Appointment to the Cranbrook in Motion Committee - RCMP
12.5 Report Recommendation from Corporate Services Liquor Control and Licensing Wildstone Golf Course Outdoor Patio
12.6 Report Recommendation from Corporate Services: Commercial Facade Development Permit
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2143
12.7 Report Recommendation from Corporate Services: Highway Corridor Development Permit
12.8 Report Recommendation from Corporate Services: Multi Family Residential Permit 30th Ave North.
12.9 Report Recommendation from the Engineering Department: Electronic Changeable Copy Sign
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2146
12.10 Report Recommendation from Leisure Services Committee: Outdoor Lacrosse Box
https://cranbrook.civicweb.net/Documents/DocumentList.aspx?ID=2147

ByLaws

13.1
Five Year Financial Plan to be presented to Council for First, Second, and Third reading 3741-2012
13.2
Second reading of an amendment to the Official Community Plan to change land use designation from "Core Commercial" to 'Low Density Residential' and first and second reading of the proposed amendment to change the zoning designation from C-1 to R-1 for property located at 134-5th Avenue South.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Signs of the Times



A drive through a nightmare rabbit hole of 3D, garish colours and flashing lights. Is that the vision of some, for a major road that passes through our city nestled in the Rocky Mountain Trench and surrounded by the most peaceful and beautiful scenery in the world?  Why would anyone want to hang around in that?  It is somewhat amusing that on highway 97 there is a large billboard type sign with a picture of the mountains designed to advertise Cranbrook but at the same time distracting us from the very mountains, which make our setting attractive.   ‘Mountains of Opportunity’ is our branding.  Well then, let’s recognise that and put the focus where it belongs on the mountains, the real ones.
Council is in the midst of a decision, viewed by some as simple but it is far from that for it will be precedent setting. Whether or not to give permission for one electronic reader board sign to one business who is willing to invest a large sum of money to promote business is not as easy as it seems on the surface.  We cannot blame one business owner who would like to stand out but the trouble is, it would not be one sign.  When there are few rules to be enforced, signage becomes a competition of bigger, longer, higher, wider, brighter, flashier, closer, all in an effort to be noticed. We have a lot of that already and depending on your perspective, it may or not be attractive.  Isn’t it the town in the mountains that we wish to be noticed and shouldn't our appearance reflect that beauty?
Cranbrook’s strip including its relationship to the rest of Cranbrook has not been subjected to serious scrutiny by council as far as we know.  We complain about it and there are unflattering comments from area residents, tourists and travel magazines.  Some residents have been so concerned about the strip, they set about ‘beautifying it and calming it down’ - under the name of Cranbrook in Bloom.  Many businesses bought into these projects but their efforts are hard to notice sometimes when signs pop up stapled to poles, fluorescent letters appear on the grass boulevard and multiple identical signs as if to say me, me, me, appear all in an effort to be noticed.
Maybe it is time to step back and once and for all, for business owners, residents and tourist industry personnel to take a good long look at what we want as our first impression for the whole city.  If business owners and residents want people to linger in our city, what is the best way to make it happen?  Tourism employs a large number of people in this area, both directly and indirectly and the potential for more is huge but it will not happen when we still apologise to our tourist relatives and friends for the ‘strip’ because right now we still do.   It is a lot better but it has a long way to go.  We need to ask some basic questions:
What are the signs for?  Do customers really make a decision about which business to patronise based on a sign?
Residents know where their favourite businesses are, based on reputation, past experience and personal preference.  They don’t need a huge flashy sign to tell them where to go and if they do they should not be driving or walking alone.
People driving through have GPS systems, phone apps and a radio to listen to, all of which will easily direct them to their favourite franchises or look up restaurants in the area.
Will drivers really be able to differentiate and evaluate one business from another based on a sign when they are trying to focus on navigating a busy road?
We already have our notorious 'suicide lane' in the middle of the strip - do we want to add more distractions?
What will encourage traffic to turn in and browse?
Shouldn't there be an obligation for business that has gone out of business to remove their signage?
These are just a few of the questions and concerns that need to be addressed carefully and maybe it is time for an updated enforceable bylaw to be examined by all those affected before a single precedent setting decision is made that will affect our reputation well into the future.
One argument made by the proponent for an electronic sign is that the city has one.  Yes,  the city does have an electronic sign on the corner of Victoria Avenue, near the Rec Plex.  It is at a stop sign, is not on a busy highway and it is likely to remain a 'one of' in that location.
A decision may well be made at this Monday’s March 19th Council Meeting.  If you have opinions on this topic, maybe now is the time to contact your favourite councillor and let them know your views.
The spurious first impression many get of Cranbrook can surely change with everyone's patience and input.


Readers may out of interest wish to read our article from January about Sao Paulo Brazil - a city with no advertising, not that we are suggesting that!  It was posted when the sign request first came to the attention of Council.
http://livablecranbrook.blogspot.ca/2012/01/city-without-advertising.html 




Busy Weekend

It's a busy weekend in Cranbrook - with two diverse performances at the Key City Theatre, Khaos, the opera and Johnny Cash. There are St. Patrick Day teas and cabbage dinners going on.   If you are brave enough to head out into the garden, now is the time to cut Feather Reed Grass or 'Karl Foerster' grass down to within 20cm of the ground to make way for new growth.  It is also the perfect time to do some spring pruning or cleaning - the spring Trash to Treasure Day will be coming up in April.  If you are not ready to garden between snow flurries, the stores are looking spring like with chocolate bunnies and pastel colours.  A new clothing store, 'Velvet Moss' owned by Jennifer Mouly has taken up residence in the old Please Mum site on a trial basis.  If you have visited  the Kimberley boutique location of Velvet Moss, you will know Jennifer has some lovely unique and style conscious items of clothing as well as shoes and 'Ginjer Jar' jewelry.
www.velvetmoss.ca


Jennifer Mouly at 'Velvet Moss'


The freshly cut 'Karl Foerster' grasses in Centennial Garden

Friday, March 16, 2012

She’s Coming Back and What Will We Do Now?


Perceptions by Gerry Warner

Oh my God! What’s happening now? I don’t know how to break this to you, but the buzz in the Beltway is that if there’s no clear winner in the Republican primary race by June it may lead to a “brokered convention.”
What’s that you say?  (pregnant pause.) I really don’t know how to break it to you  gently so I guess I’ll just have to plunge right in and say it outright – SARAH  PALIN!!!
I’m not kidding. At this point, it’s only being talked about in dark corners, but this nightmare scenario may actually materialize if neither Mitt Romney or Rick Santorum can break away from the pack and gather the magic 1,144 votes they will need at the Republican convention in Tampa to take the Grand Old Party’s (GOP’s) nomination.
If that doesn’t put you off your Wheaties I don’t know what will. I mean wasn’t Palin finished? Kaput?  Dead, at least politically? Apparently not.  And the Alaska Barracuda may come back for Act 2 and no writer less than Shakespeare or Hunter S. Thompson could do justice to that. Fear and loathing, indeed. Mind you Steven Harper might welcome the advent of Palin. He’s always been a big fan of the American military, George W. Bush and the like. As for the rest of the world, we all better take a Valium and pray.
After “Super Tuesday” this week, Romney had 458 committed delegates to Santorum’s 203 and  Gingrich’s 118 which puts the former Massachusetts governor well in the lead, but barely a third of the way to winner take all status,  which is not a strong position considering how much time is left between now and June. 
Even the devout Santorum, though well back of Romney, could conceivably win because he’s winning states in the South that nobody thought he’d win and he claims to have a personal pipeline to the Creator. One celestial  call to God up in heaven  and it would be all over for Romney and the second American Catholic president would be ready to move into the Oval Office, or so Santorum would have us believe.
But what if the all-powerful Creator in all his/her/its majesty declines Santorum’s prayer? What indeed? It’s at this point we have to go from the sublime to the ridiculous and consider the rifle-toting, moose-gutting, Queen of the North Slope and potential first female president of the Excited States of America.
It fairly boggles the mind!  In fact when recently asked by Fox TV what she would do if there’s a deadlocked GOP convention, Palin replied: “I would do anything I could do to help.” That’s big of her. “Help” from Sarah Palin is about the last thing the U.S. or the world needs now. Yet it’s happened before.
In the 1924 Democratic convention, it took 102 ballots before John W. Davis (who?) became the Dem’s candidate with the party totally split between “wets and drys” (drinkers and prohibitionists). One of the greatest American presidents of all time, Franklin D. Roosevelt, won in a brokered convention in 1932. And as recently as 1976 the Republicans did not have a clear winner going into their convention and it had to go to one ballot for Gerald Ford, the president that pardoned Nixon, to edge out Ronald Regan. So could it happen again this time?
Fox News TV commentator Joel Smith calls Palin “a dream candidate.”  But in another Fox News interview, Conservative firebrand Ann Coulter said of  her  “I  don’t know what people are cheering for,” and Washington Post reporter Rachel Weiner says Palin is too much of a polarizing figure. “Her clout is dubious. Her popularity peaked long ago, and the supporters she does have won't necessarily follow her lead.”  
But in a country where over half the population doesn’t have a passport, two-thirds are “born again” and close to half don’t believe their president is an American – anything goes. It’s also a deeply patriotic country and who better than a Tea Party darling to be the next president.
What about Oprah Winfrey? Someone should ask her. She’d  make a hell of a better president than Romney, Santorum, or God forbid, Newt Gingrich.